Naomi: Would it hurt and you die if somebody took off your head?
Me: Yes, it would hurt and you would die.
Naomi: Would it really hurt a lot?
Me: Yes, really a lot.
Naomi: And you couldn't see where you were going. That wouldn't be safe.
Me: (giggling) Right.
Naomi: What about if you didn't have any legs? Then you couldn't walk. (long pause)
But you could bounce!
Me: (laughing hysterically which ends the conversation)